Words that raise my "no way" flag on real estate listings

• Townhouse (they mean duplex)


• Close to FSU (variables include: great for students, walk to campus, etc.)


• Split floor plan


• In town


• Pool home


• Crawfordville


• Northwest


• Galley kitchen


• Located in (any name here) development


• 1 bath

And what's with houses being described as "cream puff." Since when is a tasty pastry an adjective describing a house?